Author Archives: Larry Moss

For the second month, the Elastic Park project has unfortunately not come out high enough in the voting to receive a Pepsi grant. Voting has started over again from zero.  Many of our supporters have let us know that they’re exhausted from the requirement to vote every day.  Who can blame them? It’s time consuming, and fighting [...]

Sorry about the missing  reminders
Rexy is a bit of a dinosaur when it comes to using technology. He doesn’t do real well when depending on mobile devices to keep connected. At least, that’s the story I’m sticking with. Sorry about that.  Kelly and I were both at a conference (PMA Blur) [...]

ROOOAAARRR! – More jokes
Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!
Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
A: Cheer him up!
You [...]

ROOOAAARRR! – More jokes
Q. What did dinosaurs use to make their hot dogs?
A. Jurassic pork!
Q. What dinosaur could jump higher than a house?
A. All of them. Houses can’t jump!
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ROOOAAARRR! – Laugh with us

Q: What did the dinosaur say after the car crash ?
A: I’msosaurus
Q: What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks …?
A: A dinobore!

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ROOOAAARRR! – Dino cartoons
Looking for dinosaur cartoons? I found this site that’s loaded with them.
I just ordered Night at the Museum from Netflix. I’m looking forward to seeing dinosaurs roaming around museums.  Now if only they were made of balloons, the movie would be so much better.
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It’s daylight savings time …
I’m not sure why I’m being told to change my clocks. I like the clocks that I have.  But I suppose if I need new ones, it’s a chance to get some of these dinosaur clocks and watches.

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Q: What do you call a fossil that doesn’t ever want to work?
A: Lazy bones!
Q: What’s a T-rex’s favorite number?
A: Ate!
Jenny, that’s for you since you asked about food that balloon artists eat while working.
Feel free to send us questions you’d like answered in these daily messages. They can be about balloons or dinosaurs.  [...]

Q. What do you call a terrible, horrible, unpleasant dinosaur?
A. A Thesaurus.
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Only fourth in the Arts & Culture catgory
We’ve been in 23rd place in the $50K category for a few days, but we’re still almost on top in Arts [...]

Q: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the larva?
A: Because it was an early bird!
Raise your hand if you understand that one.  The rest of you, go look up “archaeopteryx.”
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How can you tell a dinosaur from a pterosaur?
Jenny is back [...]